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Full Moon... So we had a nice practice last night and afterwards, decided to drop by the local McDs to grab ice cream and McDeals. We chatted, joked around, went through strategies, plays, concerns, signals and the like in preperation for the playoff weekend. All was well until...the full moon emerged. Before you start thining I've recruited a team of werewolves to play softball (which conveniently, would explain their unhumanlike skills =), let me explain. So this kid (no more than 15 years old) sits on the ledge outside our window while we're eating. No second glance is cast in that direction and we continue in our chillin'. Before long however, I noticed that his shorts were hanging dangerously low to his derriere. Is that a buttcrack? Then, with one swift flowing motion, the shorts came down, the buttcheeks pressed up against the window, and for one glorious moment, this kid had mooned us. We laughed it off, continued to eat and he continued to moon, at least 4 or 5 times throughout that 1 hour span. It went from somewhat hilarious to downright annoying. Kids nowadays have nothing better to do than to moon people late at night as they enjoy their meal. Bri and Dan decided to go chase him around as we were leaving and when the kid saw us comin' out, started to run. They ended up chasing him and his buddy all the way to Pizzaville and had a nice "talk" with him there. Lesson learned of the day: white people have really white behinds. Oh speaking of annoying, I hate it when I get nine yellow Mentos in a row, and only two pink ones in the whole pack. Everyone knows the pink ones rock! posted by jamescl | 3:06 PM
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