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Oh My Gay... So I just had the strangest morning. I was sitting outside my office just doing some reading when an asian guy, probably in his mid-20s walked by. He was wearing kind of strange-looking pants/flip-flops so I suppose I stared at him for a bit and he noticed it. He waved in a friendly manner and after a second wave, I waved back. People around this area are usually pretty friendly (and psychotic, but that's besides the point) and I've stopped on more than one occassion to talk to a stranger or extend a greeting. After the wave, he came over to where I was sitting and proceeded to ask me some pretty common questions such as name, where I was from, what I did for work, etc. We had a pretty good normal sounding conversation when it started to get a bit personal. When he asked me if I had a girlfriend, followed by asking if I was lonely, I started to get a bit worried. He followed up by asking when I got off work (to which I bluntly replied "Never.") and that was when I was luckily rescued by my co-worker entering the building. He extended his hand to shake mine, so I shook it and he held on, not letting go. His other free hand moved to my face where he touched my cheek. (Inside I'm thinking "AHHHHHHHHHHH") I quickly ran back into my building and disinfected my face multiple times, determined to never come outside again for the rest of my life. Oh my gay gay gay gay gay gay!! Why do I have to be blessed with such charming and stuningly handsome looks that attracts even the most obscure heterosexual male?!! posted by jamescl | 8:47 AM
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Thanks to my buddies for adding colour to my otherwise dull life.